PRBOD

Who's gonna be the first to OD
At PRB? Who's it gonna be?
I hope it's not Mel
I really hope it's not me
But one of these years
Someone's gonna OD
It probably won't be a Stern
Definitely not Shawn
Cuz ya can't OD
From getting a Mexican beer buzz on
I'm thinking or DI, Poison Idea or Leftover Crack
Cuz you get a stroke not a strike from a speedball
Or a gutterball heart attack

I'll bet you at PBR
It's gonna be a British balding rockstar
Cuz they're older than us
If it's Charlie, Dick, or Colin
It would be so sad
But if it was a Partisan
It wouldn't be so bad

At Punk Rock Bowling no one's ever gonna OD from pot
And NOFX is praying that none of us will get shot
And when one of us expires on last last call
I hope it's from a bowling and not from an 8 ball

Who's gonna be the first to OD
At PRB? Who's it gonna be?
I hope it's not a Bouncing Soul
I hope it's not Sharky
One of these years someone's gonna OD