El Capitan

(album: Menace To Sobriety - 2000)

I've been rockin since the 1900s
a microphone and two 1200's
so back in the day we use to fuck with Alize
now we kick it with the liquid from Kingston ja
in the morning you be crudo make you eat menudo
pissin out your culo got to act the foolo
I like it on ice with coke a cola
I sip it from LA to to Capitola
watch out for the rollas pull over to the shoulda
shoulda started drikin when I was much olda
some like gin some like tonic
I like the captain with a half ounce of chronic

[chorus]

one night in the summer bout two months back
I went out on the town without a plan of attack
Heineken, shots of 151
and a bottle of what we call El Captain

what happen that night you can't quite recall
fact is boy you can't remember at all
you woke up in the morning with the spinnin head
and a teenage girl lyin next to you bed
you kicked her out and then you slammed the door
tryin to forget about the night before

a month goes by you can't remember the date
girls at the door says boy I'm late
that's what you get for out playin the ho
and now you got a kid with a girl you don't know
and the first thing you thought when she dropped the bomb
shouldn't been fuckin with el captain

[chorus]

now drop the chulupa pick up the mic
and let the party people know just what ya like
well it comes from Puerto Rico
so you know that I be diggin it
and if the bottles empty then you know that I been swiggin it
hittin it now the party's legit
hynas gettin lit shakin tha booties and tits
we the opm clique and that's how we roll
so get some education from my man shaky lo

well captian morgan was a pirate dude
he use to jack motherfuckas and act real rude
as a real life person he wasn't much fun
but he sure made a good ass bottle of rum

[Chorus]