Funky Woman

(album: Osmium - 1970)

She hung them on the wall (funky woman)
The roaches refused to crawl (funky woman)
She threw them on the roof (funky woman)
The roof turned bullet proof (funky woman)
She threw them in the sink (funky woman)
The sink began to stink (funky woman)
She flung them on the door (funky woman)
The door went through the floor

She hung them in the air (funky woman)
The air said this ain't fair (funky woman)
She hung them in the sun (funky woman)
The sun began to run (funky woman)
She threw them on the line (funky woman)
The line it started to crying (funky woman)
She threw them in the yard (funky woman)
The yard it cried oh Lord

She threw them on the wall (funky woman)
The roaches refused to crawl (funky woman)
She threw them in the air (funky woman)
The air said this ain't fair (funky woman)
She threw them in the sink (funky woman)
The sink began to stink (funky woman)
She threw them on the fence (funky woman)
The cats ain't been back since