Sir Nose d'Voidoffunk (Pay Attention - B3M)

(album: Funkentelechy Vs. The Placebo Syndrome - 1977)

I am Sir Nose'd
D'Voidoffunk
I have always been
Devoid of funk
I shall continue to be
Devoid of funk
Starchild
You have only won a battle
I am the subliminal seducer
I will never dance
I shall return, Starchild

Syndrome
Twe-dum, humdrum
[x2]
I will never dance [x2]

Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum
Humdrum
Don't succumb
[x3]

Better luck next time

I can dig it!
This is the Starchild
On another day
Chasing the noses away
Protector of the Pleasure Principle, yeah, ha, oh

Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum
Humdrum
Don't succumb
[x2]

(This is Starchild)
Three blind mice (let me put on my sunglasses)
See how they run (so I can see what they ain't looking at)
They all ran after the farmer's wife
Turned on the fun with the water pipe
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life? (ho!)
Those three blind mice (yeah)
Those blind three mice

Ho! I love those meeces to pieces!
Oh, speaking of the Zone of Zero Funkativity
Better known as the Nose Zone
Has anybody seen ol' Smell-o-vision?
Where is Sir Nose'd?
If y'all see Sir Nose
Tell him Starchild said:
"Ho! Put that snoot to use you mother!
'Cause you will dance, sucker"

Baa baa black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir
A nickel bag full
Ha, ha ha ha ha!

Better luck next time!

Pay attention!

Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum
Humdrum
Don't succumb
[x4]

Three blind mice
See how they run
They all ran after the farmer's wife (I wonder why)
Turned on the fun with the water pipe
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Those three blind mice (ho!)
Those blind three mice

Yeah, I love those meeces to pieces!

Better luck next time!

La la la...
Yeah, it's in my mind

Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum
Humdrum
Don't succumb

Starchild
Protector of the Pleasure Principle
Ooh, hoo hoo hoo hoo
Yeah, I'm up to [?] on them there meeces

No one knows where the Nose go
When the door is closed (huck-a-buck)
[x2]

Oh there's throwing a [?]

Baa baa black sheep
Have you any wool?
Yes sir, yes sir
A nickel bag full
Ha, ha ha ha ha!

Pay attention!
Bum-bum
Yum-yum
Dum
Protector of the Pleasure Principle
Has anybody seen Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk?
Tell him he will dance
He must dance!
I'll shoot him with the bop gun

Three blind mice
See how they run
They all ran after the farmer's wife
Turned on the fun with the water pipe
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Those three blind mice
Those blind three mice

Oh, those meeces!
Better luck next time
I think they're gonna blow my mind, ha, ha, ha

Three blind mice (ho)
See how they run (hey)
They all ran after the farmer's wife (farmer's wife)
Turned on the fun with the water pipe (the water pipe)
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Those three blind mice (oh)
Those blind three mice

I am Starchild

Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum
Humdrum
Don't succumb

Oh, gonna blow my mind
Pay attention!

Three blind mice
See how they run
They all ran after the farmer's wife
Turned on the fun with the water pipe
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Those three blind mice
Those blind three mice

Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum
Humdrum
Don't succumb
[x2]

Oh, there's a picture within a picture behind a picture
They're building a nose I think I recognize

Baa baa black sheep
Have you any wool? (have you seen Sir Nose?)
Yes sir, yes sir
A nickel bag full

Come on out, Sir Nose
Yeah, come on out and dance
Dance!

Do you know what you can do with your funk, Starchild?
You will never see me dance
I am Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk
I will never dance!
Better luck next time

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Three blind mice

I hate those meeces!
Oh, I do hate those meeces, hehhehheh

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Three blind mice

Ooh, curses!

See how they run
They all ran after the farmer's wife
Turned on the fun with the water pipe
Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Those three blind mice
Those blind three mice

Better luck next time

Curses, curses
I'll get your for this, Starchild

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Three blind mice

Put that funking out, Starchild!

Syndrome

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Three blind mice

Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Three blind mice

Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum
Humdrum
Don't succumb

Yum-yum
Tweedle-dee-dum
Dum dum
Don't succumb

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Three blind mice

Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum
Humdrum
Don't succumb

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Three blind mice

Syndrome
Tweedle-dee-dee-dum
Humdrum
Don't succumb

Have you ever seen such a sight in your life?
Three blind mice
[x2]