S'pose My Toes Were Noses

(album: Goin' To The Zoo - 1997)

S'pose my toes were noses
Phew! I'd smell my feet
What would they do
Inside my shoe
That would not smell too sweet
My nose is in the best place
Right in the middle of my face
I'm kinda glad
That things worked out that way
S'pose my ears were elbows
They'd be down my shirt
When they'd bump
With an awful thump
My gosh! How that would hurt
My ears are in the best place
On the sides of my face
I'm kinda glad
That things worked out that way
What if I found my navel
In the middle of my chin
What if my lips
Were on my hips
What a fix I would be in
S'pose my eyes were eye teeth
What a way to be
I'd have to say, Ha!
I'd have to go, Ah!
Whenever I wanted to see
My eyes are in the best place
In the middle of my face
I'm kinda glad
That things turned out that way
What if I found my navel
In the middle of my chin
What if my lips
Were on my hips
What a fix I would be in
S'pose my toes were noses
Phew! I'd smell my feet
What would they do
Inside my shoe
That would not smell too sweet
My nose is in the best place
Right in the middle of my face
I'm kinda glad
That things worked out that way
I'm kinda glad
That things worked out that way