Trailer For Rent

(album: Hell On Heels - 2011)

I left the beans on
I put my jeans on
And drove down to the Jonesville News & Times
I said to the man,
"I need to place an ad.
How much will it be for these four lines?"
'Cause my husband's pissed me off for the last time

Trailer for rent,
No down payment
Comes with some holes and dents where i got tired of his shit
Call if you're interested, trailer for rent

It's been ten years,
Ten thousand beers
And he's still sitting right there on the couch
I played the misses
And I've done the dishes
'Bout time somebody got the hell out
My phone ought to be ringing right about now

'Cause there's a trailer for rent,
No down payment
Comes with some holes and dents where i got tired of his shit
Call if you're interested, trailer for rent

There's a trailer for rent (trailer for rent),
No down payment (no down payment)
Comes with some holes and dents where i got tired of his shit
You better call if you're interested, trailer for rent

Trailer for rent (trailer for rent)
Trailer for rent