Man (Opposable Thumb)

(album: Pure Frosting - 1998)

I'm being hassled by the man
The man
The man
The man

Man
You crush a killer with a thigh bone
Man
You call a cable, make a cozy home
Man
You be a rock 'n' roll singer
Man
You got a thumb and a finger

You got opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
I got one!
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
(Check it out!)
I got one!

1973 or '76
One time I was a...

...man
I crush a killer with a rock
Man
Ten million years until you talk
Man
You a cruncher and a moaner?
Man
All you can manage is a boner

And your opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Well, I got one!
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
Opposable thumb
I got one!

Man
You gotta learn to drive a big rig
Man
You lose your hair, you wear a tiny wig
Man
You got something against me
Man
You're gonna have to try to kill me

If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man
If you wanna be a man

You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
You gotta wanna be a man
I got one of those opposable thumbs....