Pluh

(album: We Couldn't Think Of A Title! - 2003)

One, two, three, four, five, six Seven I dunno

Here we go

Tearing down the road doing ninety in my tiny little Volkswagen on my way to get a tank of gas I passed a cop with a radar gun waiting for a Sucker like me to drive by going way to fast

I saw the red and blue in my rear view So I pulled slug bug over to the shoulder of the road
He looked at me in the nose and said: "Son, do you realize your tires are round?" And I said: "PLUH!"

[in the background] "Uhhh....What'd you say?" Stupid..Guy, I SAID PLUH!

Walking down the streets in my running shoes looking for a shoestore
So that I can find myself parking spot I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing but his boxers And a cap that said: "I like tater tots."

He said something in Latin that I didn't understand
And I thought the worst until he pointed at my wrist

Then I saw that all he wanted was the time
So I looked at the broken watch, and I said: --"Pluh" [in the background] "I still don't get it" [mumbled] "what the, fucking" "I SAID PLUUUUUUUUUUUHHHH!"

"What the, get that wicky-wack shit out of our music!"

"This is heavy" "Yep"

If there ever was a word that you heard SO ABSURD It could take the place of ANYTHING that you could say

Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question,
Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone!

So remember the next time you forget
What you're saying in the middle of a sentence
Don't strain your brain to remember the word Instead look 'em right in the nose and
Tell 'em that the answer is: "PLUH!"

[in background] "Oh I get it!"

"Yeah, now you know" "I SAID PLUH!"

[belch]

"Yeah, beat that"

"Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh, Pluh"

"Yes I said PLUH, PLUH, Pluh!"

[Sounds like growling "satan"]