Methane Crescendo

(album: Space Vampires Vs. Zombie Dinosaurs In 3D - 2011)

Alright, who did? Who did it? Admit it!

Admit to your transgression a guilty conscience needs confession
Don't dare deny it. Don't hide it. Don't fight it
Denied abominations will lead to investigations

You gotta take responsibility for your
Flatulence!
You gotta take responsibility for your
Gas!
You gotta be accountable for silent death that you're unleashing!
You gotta be accountable for all the products of your ass!

Oh God.
Oh God!
Oh God!

It's the wraith of the burrito!
Roll down the window!

A methane crescendo!

Roll down the window
Roll down the window
Roll down the window

Alright, that does it. That does it. Who was it?

We'll find the guilty party
who's been doing all the farting
Somebody's lying! You're lying. He's lying!
We'll beat the truth out of you for the suffering we've gone through.

You gotta take responsibility for your
Flatulence!
You gotta take responsibility for your
Gas!
You gotta be accountable for silent death that you're unleashing!
You gotta be accountable for all the products of your ass...

Oh God.
Oh God!
Oh God!

It's the wraith of a taco!
Roll down the window! Or maybe the nachos?

Roll down the window
Roll down the window
Roll down the window

The gas is building up. It's reaching lethal doses
We all will soon be found, dead while holding our noses

Oh god!
It's smells like death in here!
Oh god!

The time for truth is near because
He that smelt it dealt it
He that sniffs it gives it
(No, you did it!)
He that smelt it dealt it
He who denied it supplied it
(No, you did it!)

What do you mean?
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't!

What do you mean?
It wasn't me.
It wasn't me.
It wasn't!
Oh, maybe it was.

Ha ha ha ha smell my stench you fuckers!