N.O.E.L.

Opening presents on the floor
Christmas time is drawing near
Let's all spread some cheer
Grab your wallet, time to spend
Most wonderful time of year
Hiding presents in your closet
Hoping that they won't find out
Season's greetings
Obligations
Manufactured lies from the greeting card

Yule!
Everybody's dropping money
On the people they don't like
Tis the season to be
Adding to the bottom line
Eating way too many cookies
Pouring eggnog in your mouth
Analysing weights of presents
Shaking boxes!
Decorate your house with lights
And bells that jingle!
Mind control through Christmas carols
We compelled to buy as we sing along

Everywhere you go
Christmas songs are playing all the time
Never-ending marathon
Of "It's a Wonderful Life!"
Everybody's going caroling
You better run and hide
Awkwardly they harmonize
I contemplate suicide

Buy stuff
It's christmas time
And we all live in a consumer nation
Black friday
Door buster sale
Murdering for saving
Murdering for saving
Murdering for saving

Trampling people at the door
Who did I even buy this for?
Smash some heads against the floor
This bargains will start a war
This bargains will start a war
This bargains will start a war
Why don't you visit family more?
Buy off your guilt like just before
Buy more
Till everybody's poor
Why don't you spend some more?
How 'bout we spend some more?