Pelé Review

Hey guys, welcome to a rap song
About the most expensive
Best player on the game, Pelé
Let's do this

Pelé is more than a legend, he is a god
He's the best player that you will ever see in a squad
Beating all these defenders who be dreaming they got
Pelé's magnificence, significant, he's reaching the top
Stop— that is even an understatement
He's the greatest card to ever step his foot on the pavement
He turns your Xbox into more than shit in your basement
He makes you feel like a king the most amazing entertainment
Is watching him do the basics of facing all of these players
Taking them on and on in every game layers and layers
Of winnin' he can score long shots from the wrong spots
There's a cross that flies in, to everyone, it all shocks
But it's not luck, his finishing is insane
His strength too, it's really amazing in game
He does passes to beat the masses, teaches classes
By the time he's back in already got ten goals, that is the average
Skills are the main component, was born doing the hocus pocus
Opponents are like, "Oh shit! No, we better focus
Or else he'll skill you easily!" It's clear you can see that
He beats your whole team, quickly, before you can even react
With these stats, he's got that pace to be fast
Like, just hold RT, and you can sit back and relax
He's physically unstoppable, nothing is impossible
Eleven versus one? That's barely even an obstacle
The Chronicles of Narnia is a worse story
Than describing how Pelé scored one goal and achieved glory
Eleven million I guess that is a lot
But honestly, he is the best card that I've ever bought
He is epicly epic, you will never beat the king
Ten out of ten, I am done, I won't say anything