Ronaldo Review (2014)

Welcome! Let's all go to see Cristiano Ronaldo
Who people follow skills on the ball, so we all know
That he'll destroy them, constantly bossing it
Lost in this game, he's insane, he's honestly confident
He's on top of this, obvious, a hundred goals? Don't acknowledge it
An accomplishment? Not! Stare in astonishment, stopping the compliments
'Cause this guy is so dominant, honor him, man, he's prominant
Don't talk to him unless you want a consequence
Am I sure? I'm positive! He's awesome, not the opposite
Sorry for these novices, Ronaldo is the boss in this
Pushed off the ball so easily, unbelievably
Stole his strength so illegally, that's thievery
Him and Messi see goodness almost equally
Makes defenders look retarded like Patrick goin' (Leedle-leedle-leedle-lee)
When he enters defenders' territory, it's a scary story
But in the end, you know Ronaldo reaches glory
Shot power so sweet, not sour
Puts it in the back of the net clean, like a shower
To an appetizer, he is the entree
Buries it in the back of the net like Pompei, God made
This card the greatest, it's amazing when it's playing, celebrating
Never hesitating to ev'ry defense it's decimating
Devestating the destination, (Best) dribbing on the game
Amazing skills, great touches he's insane!
Ball glued to his feet, scoop turns can't be stopped
Would be flawless if his strength had never really dropped
Good headers, so much better than every defender
Ten out of ten, so far the best player ever