Ronaldo Review (2015)

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97 Ronaldo striker
Rap player review
I haven't done this for like, five-million years
But we're bringing it back, here we go
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97 Ronaldo, man, I got him in a pack
I knew that I would have to try him when I saw him on the map
Man, he's bossing with them stats, he is flawless, and in fact
He is balling while he's all in while I'm talking on this rap
Defenders falling on their backs, none of them are stopping him
Tryna go and start blocking him while he just keeps Ronaldo-chopping them
Got five stars on them skill moves, which he will use to kill dudes
Beats one, then two, then three, then four, beats five, then six, then seven, then scores
He's a legend, but more, he scores every time he takes a shot
He's got this craziness to no other player's got
He's better than Jesus if EA made Jesus a FIFA card
He killed ev'ry demon, he's the reason people believe in God
He's too fast, the camera angles can't keep up with him
Get rage quits ev'ry game, 'cause people've had enough of him
He is truly the best player that I have ever tried
I'll keep him forever, just know that I am never selling mine
He's a record-breaker, all y'all fellow haters are just jealous
'Cause y'all never made it, and instead, you're getting relegated
His dribbling is crazy, you can see the clips now
He's always in the right spot with good runs, figure it out
He's the only good thing that's come out of the price caps
Worth like six-million, very nice for a price tag
Not your typical physical, he's a literal animal
Volleys it from forty yards, that isn't understandable
It goes in every time how the hell is that possible?
Can take shots from a million yards, still goes across the goal
It's nautical nonsense, this card is like a cheat
Ev'ry defender you come against, he just has to beat
Record-Breaker Ronaldo, 97 at striker
He's pretty easy to pack, 'cause his card weight is lighter
On the player scale, of course he's getting a ten
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