The Amiibo Song

(album: Random Encounters: Season 5 - 2015)

Have you heard the rumors?
They're selling like mad!
I know it's utter nonsense,
But I want one real bad!

They're calling them Amiibo
What the heck does that mean?
No one's got a clue…

I'll buy my first Amiibo,
And put it right there!
And then I'll buy a second,
Cause they go well in pairs!

They may be an obsession,
But they're keeping me clean!
And MAN, THEY LOOK COOL, TOO!

Just one more's
All I need!
It's just for fun,
Not wanton greed~

Cause I need Amiibo!
Gotta get a full set!
I need every last Amiibo,
Plus the ones that aren't available yet!

And then I'll keep them
Always with me
Everywhere we
Ever go!

That's why I need
Just a few more
Amiibo!

A couple more Amiibo
Arrived in the mail!
I'm heading to the store
Because they have them on sale!

I'm missing an Amiibo!
I'll order online!
And wait till it arrives...

Amiibo on the counter!
They're under my bed!
They're sitting on the sofa,
And on top of my head!

Amiibo in the shower!
The hood of my car,
Amiibo playing trumpet,
And acoustic guitar!

"They're so cute!"
"I need more!"
Buy a ton and
Now you're poor!

But I have Amiibo
Spread all over the place!
They like to watch me in the shower,
And help de-wrinkle my face!

You'd surely think I'd
Have enough now,
And yet somehow,
The answer's "no"….

Not until I've
Got just one more
Amiibo!

You're Amiib-obsessed,
And yes Amiibo are to blame!
This Amiibo-vention should
Prevent a lot of shame!

Amiibo on the bookshelf!
Amiibo in hats!
Amiibo in my undies,
And they're riding on cats!

I drew Amiibo fan art,
And wrote them a rap!
I made my own Amiibo,
But he's pretty much crap.

Just a few's
Not enough…
Now you know
How much I love

Those freaking sweet Amiibo!
Now I've lost all control!
I'm addicted to Amiibo!
They've taken over my soul!

And now I'm thinking
All about them,
And without them,
I would go…

Slightly crazy
Just for one more
Amiibo…