Bendy And The Ink Musical

(album: Random Encounters: Season 7 - 2017)

Come, get a look!
It's nothing like you've seen!
It's my trendy new Bendy
Ink Machine!

So amazing it's crazy!
Believe me, it's true!
Allow me to show
What my Ink Machine can do!

Come take a peek,
Cause nothing else compares!
There's no fee, so feel free
To stop and stare!

From the spout to the sprockets
And the bits in between,
I'm in love with my ink machine!

Such simple work,
It's practically obscene
That I'd choose not to use
My Ink Machine!

Twice the speed, half the work,
In a third of the time!
Convenience so genius,
It ought to be a crime!

Waste's at a low,
Efficiency is high!
Every load's up to code
And certified!

Sure, there's kinks, quirks, and hiccups,
But they're far-flung between!
Nonetheless, I still think the
Best of my Ink Machine!

How could one resist this
Perfectly pristine
Eco-friendly,
Patent-pending
Bendy Ink Machine!

Here's to my new
Ink-credible machine!
Overclocked! Fully stocked!
And squeaky clean!
No device is as safe,
Nor as sleek in design!
No chap's apparatus
Has half the class of mine!

See top-end tech
And luxury combined!
It's indeed guaranteed
To blow your mind!

It can speak for itself,
If you know what I mean!
It's my praised and reputed
-ink not included
-exclusive Ink Machine!