Your Girlfriend Sucks

(album: Candy Coated Fury - 2012)

Are you really gonna let that girl come between you and me?
Are you really gonna let that stupid chick decide who you're allowed to see?
She's a hater, a manipulator, a crazy psycho life invader.
She's got you under a spell, you're under her control why can't you tell?
Oh oh, oh oh.

Nobody likes your girlfriend, she's a beast from hell man.
Everybody hates your girlfriend, yes it's true.
Nobody likes your girlfriend, sorry that I had to break it to you man.
Everybody hates your girlfriend, and I do too.

Do you remember that time we watched "Saving Silverman"?
And we swore that if that ever happened to us, we'd have some kinda intervention.
But that's you, do what she wants to do, just never has her fangs in you.
Now it won't be long, 'till your soul is sucked out and your identity is gone.
Woah oh, oh oh.

Nobody likes your girlfriend, she's a beast from hell man.
Everybody hates your girlfriend, yes it's true.
Nobody likes your girlfriend, sorry that I had to break it to you man.
Everybody hates your girlfriend, and I do too.
And doesn't like us, obviously, we haven't heard from you in weeks and weeks.
We thought you'd get over her but no such luck...
Your girlfriend sucks.

And she doesn't like us, obviously, we haven't heard from you in weeks and weeks.
We thought you'd get over her but no such luck...
Your girlfriend sucks.

Nobody likes your girlfriend, she's a beast from hell man.
Everybody hates your girlfriend, yes it's true.
Nobody likes your girlfriend, sorry that I had to break it to you man.
Everybody hates your girlfriend, and I do too.
And doesn't like us, obviously, we haven't heard from you in weeks and weeks.
We thought you'd get over her but no such luck...
Your girlfriend sucks.
Your girlfriend sucks... [x4]