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(album: Two Lefts Don't Make A Right... But Three Do - 2003)

PEPPERONI!
and it was all just a dream

baby rhapso

ho!

i'm the confused neck with the keep getting restless
eating 20 lbs of 'basgetti for breakfest
still showing up on your 10 best dressed list
i told you my name is M.C. deffensless
duct tape wrapped around my feet
held hostage before the big track meet
14 feet from 18 street
i know for a fact that you think i'm neat

yo, you stick around like a fly on the wall
w/ surround sound you found that you hear it all
when it all comes thru i hear you say so dude
"i never thought money really mattered to you"
when all the kings horses and all the kings men took all the kings credit and they started to spend
it all on the worthlessness a tragedy went
"your moving in with your aunty and uncle in bel aire"

ladies and gentlemen, the worst freestyle rapper ever

um uh uh give me a second uh shoot
um uh right here we go
apples are green
and carrots are orange
and then they go and then you go
what...nothing... what oh what rhyems with orange?
oh geez, i really am bad.
just gimme, gimme a second

no man, your done!

whose that wearing those silly shoes?
we are wearing those silly shoes!
well i really hate those silly shoes
well we really like those silly shoes
please stop wearin silly shoes
we won't stop wearing those silly shoes
they're just shoes, man!
well i've learned to respect your silly shoes
the respect for you is so that we won't lose
can i try on a pair of your silly shoes?
man, quit talking about those silly shoes.

you say i'm boring, but i say hardly
well lets get together and have a pizza party!
PIZZA PARTY!
PEPPERONAY!

and it was all just a dream...
forever.
(snakes...)