MC Hammer

(album: Teflon Don - 2010)

Whoo (woo, woo, woo)
Whoo (woo, woo, woo)

[Rick Ross:]
Boss
Ricky Ross
It's Triple C's
Color cut clarity

My gun dirty, my brick clean
I'm riding dirty, my dick clean
She talk dirty, but her mouth clean
Bitch, I'm MC Hammer, I'm about cream
I got 30 cars, whole lot of dancers
I take them everywhere, I'm MC Hammer
Started selling dope, I'm too legit to quit
When it's Hammer time, I'm pulling out the stick

I'm at the car lot, I'm going broke
I pay for 5, they front a couple more
I take them home, like I do my hoes
I dress them up, I buy them clothes
Glass slippers, I gas hoes
Now she's acting brand new on you assholes
Limousines, I did that
Two-door coupes, boy I live that
My top back, I'm circumcised (gross)
I pull it back, just to go inside
She thinking folic, I'm thinking wings stop
Fiending lemon pepper, I got my thing cocked
Black Batmobile, it's only new Ferrari
It's called a Scaglietti, one button like an Atari
I'm just advising, my profit's rising
Niggas buying stocks in a nigga like I'm Verizon

My gun dirty, my brick clean
I'm riding dirty, my dick clean
She talk dirty, but her mouth clean
Bitch, I'm MC Hammer, I'm about cream
I got 30 cars, whole lot of dancers
I take them everywhere, I'm MC Hammer
Started selling dope, I'm too legit to quit
When it's Hammer time, I'm pulling out the stick

I cop the Porsche, I was so ecstatic
Hundred grand a day my operation's so elaborate
Credit-card scams, that was for the faggots
Mother-fuck window shopping, boy I gotta have it
Now my shit be booming all across the atlas
Gucci Pucci money long, now we call him Alex
Had to move from Davie, 'cause that shit were local
Pick up the mansion and I sat that bitch back down in Boca
My baddest bitches Latin, but they call me "loco"
Till I fuck them in the ass out in Acapulco
I'm thinking money, every moment thinking money
I bust a nut then I'm back to thinking money
My wrist froze, my mind blown
Her mouth slow, my eyes closed
You gotta judge a man by his principles
Teflon Don, I am invincible

My gun dirty, my brick clean
I'm riding dirty, my dick clean
She talk dirty, but her mouth clean
Bitch, I'm MC Hammer, I'm about cream
I got 30 cars, whole lot of dancers
I take them everywhere, I'm MC Hammer
Started selling dope, I'm too legit to quit
When it's Hammer time, I'm pulling out the stick

[Gucci Mane:]
Diamonds moving on my chest, wanna Hammer dance
Seventy grand make my jeans sag like some Hammer pants
Ambulance, ambulance, 9-1-1, 9-1-1
It's Gucci Mane, yeah that's my name, I'm going dumb, going dumb
Blowing up, blowing up, blowing up, blowing up
I'm like MC Hammer, I put that on my grandma
I ride through East Atlanta, in my new Ferrari
It's a 4-58, if you don't have one, sorry
I'll let you borrow mine, I think I'm MC Hammer
I never borrowed jewelry, I'm tipping naked dancers
It's an occasion, a celebration, at Central Station
With Haitian hoes and Jamaicans, I'm tryna make it
Old school, wanna race it? We can test it
I'm flexing, I'll leave a sucker eating dust for breakfast
So expect the unexpected, I'm well-connected
I'm MC Hammer 150 on the guest list
Gucci!

[Rick Ross:]
My gun dirty, my brick clean
I'm riding dirty, my dick clean
She talk dirty, but her mouth clean
Bitch, I'm MC Hammer, I'm about cream
I got 30 cars, whole lot of dancers
I take them everywhere, I'm MC Hammer
Started selling dope, I'm too legit to quit
When it's Hammer time, I'm pulling out the stick