Trapped In The Closet (Chapter 25)

(album: Trapped In The Closet: Chapters 23–33 - 2012)

[Narrator:]
And then they start to walk off, but Pimp Lucius calls them back. He says...

[Pimp Lucius:]
Ssss-Sylvester, I need to holler at you if you got a s-s-sec

[Sylvester:]
Hold on, Twan

[Twan:]
Man, tell that fool to go 'head on

[Sylvester:]
Man, I said hold on, Twan

[Pimp Lucius:]
Yeah, hold on, Twan

[Sylvester:]
This won't be long. What's up?

[Pimp Lucius:]
You know, me and you go back, chasing these hoes around in high school to doing time in the joint...

[Sylvester:]
Lucius...

[Pimp Lucius:]
That's Pimp... Lucius! Now, Sylvester, respect my profession

[Sylvester:]
Man, whatever, just get to the point

[Pimp Lucius:]
All right. I need to borrow a couple racks

[Sylvester:]
What?

[Pimp Lucius:]
N-n-now, don't worry, I'ma pay you back... o-o-on the first

[Sylvester:]
And what's the first?

[Pimp Lucius:]
The first chance I get

[Sylvester:]
Man, I'm good

[Pimp Lucius:]
W-w-w-wait a minute, player! Help a pimp out. I keep getting the strangest phone calls, and now I think they watching my house

[Sylvester:]
Why don't you ask your mother and father?

[Pimp Lucius:]
No

[Sylvester:]
For a couple days, can you come and stay with them?

[Pimp Lucius:]
Man, they don't wanna have nothing to do with me ever since I became a pimp

[Twan:]
Man, I don't blame 'em for that

[Sylvester:]
Twan... I just can't see 'em acting like that, I mean, them being Christians and all, and besides, that's your mother and father. Man, I think you should give 'em a call

[God:]
He's right, Lucius

[Pimp Lucius:]
What? What was that? Did you hear that?

[Sylvester:]
Did I hear what?

[Pimp Lucius:]
Shh... shh!

[Narrator:]
Yeah, ever since Pimp Lucius went to church and got a word from Reverend Moseley, it's been kinda hard, 'cause ever since that day, things ain't been the same, 'cause out of nowhere, he gets a scare and hears the voice of God...

[Sylvester:]
You going crazy, man!

[Pimp Lucius:]
What?!

[Sylvester:]
Call 'em up!

[Pimp Lucius:]
Now, Sylvester, you know good damn well I can't do that!

[Sylvester:]
Call 'em up, Lucius!

[Pimp Lucius:]
Wait a minute, where you goin'? How you gon' play a pimp?

[Sylvester:]
Call 'em up!

[Pimp Lucius:]
Didn't I tell you I was gon' pay your ass back on the first?

[Sylvester:]
Call 'em up, Lucius!

[Pimp Lucius:]
Sylves-Mr. Incredible?

[Twan:]
Call 'em up, Lucius, yeah! Ha-ha. Let's get the hell outta here, man

[Ho 1:]
Daddy...

[Pimp Lucius:]
Let me go!

[Nocea:]
Daddy, are you okay?

[Pimp Lucius:]
Let me go!

[Ho 2:]
It's gonna be all right, Daddy

[Pimp Lucius:]
Now just stop it! Go get the car! Go!