I Tried Love (Hidden Track)

(album: Escapology - 2002)

Is the Richard Gere gerbil story true
Who came third in World War II
Did Sooty sleep with Sue
These things I think about
When I'm out with you

What are the holes in biros for
Which one's which in The Corrs
Did Geoff Hurst really score
Cause frankly you're a bore
And I'm not

And if it's leaving season
You're second on the bill
If you won't leave me, baby
I'll find someone who will

I tried love
I'm sorry
I tried love

Does God ever get it wrong
Where has Gary Barlow gone
Why is Christmas day so long
It just goes on and on and on
Like you

And if it's leaving season
You're the second on the bill
If you won't leave me, baby
I'll find someone who will

I tried love
I'm sorry
I tried love

I tried love
I'm sorry
I tried love

Why is there ketchup on my sleeve
D'you think that Adam fancied Eve
What if Eve could not conceive
And he had to breed with Steve
We'd all be gay