Good Doctor

(album: Rudebox - 2006)

Can we do it again?
Take that, take that

You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
I don 't feel proper

I went to the doctor to get a prescription
I told him little fact but lots of fiction
About a bad back that I ain't got
He tried to sell me faith healing, I think not
I want Xanax, Vicodin and Oxycontin
Funky fill the form out so I can drop 'em
Got all these demons and I can't stop 'em
To tell you the truth, Doc, I might have a problem
Robert Williams, take one Adderall
With water in the morning
As if I'm going to take one tablet
I'm Keith Moon, dickhead

He said this one's to take you up
He said this one's to take you down
When I take 'em I don't feel sound
And I look rather round

You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
You alright star
Five star
I don 't feel proper

You know what, Doc, it's alright, you know
I just hurt me leg, it's not terminal
But a pain killer could help for what's wrong with me knee
And I'm a little bit down from too much tea
Got my own collection, can't get an erection
If I take 'em too long they'll fuck me complexion
That's right, If I take 'em for like more than a few days in a row I get that haunted look

Give me loads of pills
Give me loads of pills
Give me loads of pills
Give me loads of pills

He said this one's to take you up
He said this one's to take you down
When I take 'em I don't feel sound
And I look rather round

You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
You alright star
Five star
I don't feel proper

Now if you go to the barber shop long enough then you're gonna get a hair cut
If go to the doctor's regular, then you gots to be a fuck up
Now, I've got 5 or 6 if I'm at a loss
Do I have a history of drug abuse, no, I never tick that box
And I know one or two of you are gonna be really really cross
But the drugs don't work, prescription pills are boss
Glory days are gone and we've all stopped having it
No raves no more, just bedside cabinet
Sleepers are great but don't start dabbing it
The world carries on spinning, we're mad, innit?
Take that, take that, innit?

He said this one's to take you up
He said this one's to take you down
When I take 'em I don't feel sound
And I look rather round

You alright star
No star
You alright star
No star
You alright star
Five star
I don't feel proper

You alright star
No star
Are you five star
No star
Are you alright star
Five star
I don't feel proper

Know what, doc
It's not like I've been doing any research or anything
But if you can give me any of the following pills
I'd be very, very grateful 'cause I feel poorly
So that's Codeine, Morphine, Opium, Methadone
Menocrabedene, Hydroanoxycodeine
Anodyne, Buprenorphine, Butorphanol
Adderall, Doral
Work with me, antidepressants
But not Saint John's Wort
'Cause I can get that at Boots