Chigger

Cook watermelon in a wok
I judo kick my bitches and my hoes
Vietnese and playing basketball
Ooh yeah, I want eggroll
Use chopsticks to steal a car
I bought a Black Belt with my Bridge Card
Can't no one fuck with my Chinese bars
Ooh yeah, I want eggroll

And I be stealing bike
I wanna be Black Guy
I wanna fight for rice
I wanna teach that child
'Bout Black Jesus Christ
Set my own store on fire
Call up Jay and Ye and those guys
Yeah, it's time for killing whites
(Ooh) I always love to say that I'm Black
But if you look close up
I am a Chigger
All of my hoes are fat, and my bitches get smacked
I wear my fur-long coat and
I be smoking my crack
And baby
(Ooh) I always want to say that I'm black
But if you look close up
I am a Chigger
I got my suit and pants from
The Nordstrom Rack
I got my shoes from Ross
And I stole a Maybach

My life is hard
Went off track but
Went right back on
Work for SpaceX, put a Man on Mars
Ooh yeah, I am Musk
I steal a rocket for its parts
Take it to chop shop, add
Some rims and hydraulics
You know us Chiggers up in space go hard
Ooh, yeah, we're falling up...
It got me feeling like
I wanna be a Black Guy
Just like Jesus Christ
They took him away from us Blacks and
They made him white
But, that's just a roll of the dice
There's no use crying
Over a spilled rice
It's all love, we no fight

(Ooh) I love to always
Say that I'm Black
But if you look close up
I am a Chigger
Oh baby, you wanna print
Some dollar bills by fax
Or, we could smoke a couple blunts and
I could work on your Mac
Baby, (Ooh), I always want to say
That I'm Black, but if you look close up
I am a Chigger
Oh baby, you wanna crash into the Trade Center
'Are you confused? Arabs are a cross between Asian and Black'

I come here, from from, Bangkok
Get sent away, by the Donald
Aw fuck, they blame me for the Omicron
Wait, stop; is it because I'm brown?
Uhhh, no, not this time
I like to rap the
Hip hop, My giant dick is
Not as big as, this Glock
'Please give me all of your cash, and let's talk
Maybe we work it out?
Like we did in Vietnam.'

(Ooh) I always want to say that I'm black
But if you look close up
I am a Chigger
I dry-clean beige slacks
That I found at Saks
I told them suckas
'Hand over all the trousers and cash!'
Hey baby, ooh, I always want to say that I'm black
But if you look close up
I am a Chigger
I have some dogs that fight
That's how I get my cash
Then I take a bit of the dog
'Yo pass the soy sauce'
(Yeah)