I Can Do Whatever, I'm White 2

Watch where you walking, bitch
What did you...? Wait a minute, haha
I'm white
Aw shit, has it been ten years already?
I can do whatever, I'm white, yeah
I can do whatever, I'm white, yeah

When I'm in the tram car, eating ten gram trans fat bar
I could spread my legs far open on the chair
I don't care 'cause I'm a white male and I always wave
To the cops when they pass by to go arrest a black guy

Anywhere I want, I could get WiFi
I'm on the beach with my wife, she could be a fucking guy
Wear my socks with sandals, I want kale, yeah
Got a job with a 401K, I'm gay
I love me some hockey, I need me some hockey
I beat Fortnite, take my date to see Rocky
But me a retriever and eat a baked pita
And I could be a guy named Chad, yeah

When I'm in Detroit, I run red lights
The cops don't mind, it's aight, they say
You can do whatever, you white (I'm white)
Baby, I can do whatever, I'm white, yeah
I got me some clothes, I dress real wack
Bright white pants and a fanny pack
I can dress however I like
Baby, I can do whatever, I'm white (I'm white), yeah

Anything I want, I could buy a couple stocks
And I sit outside and I drink some red wine
And the cops drive by and they shout "hell yeah"
'Cause you know that the cops don't care, yeah
I love me some hockey, I need me some hockey
Frisbee's aight, but it ain't no hockey
Buy me a retriever, and listen to Reba
And I could be a stay-at-home dad

Any time I want, man, I can go rock climb
Write a couple op-eds, hang out with my wife's kids
Find out I've a gay son, and I'm Creole
Learn about Indians at the museum
Grab some Chinese and head out to see Drake sing
Got my brand new plates and just got a oil change, yeah
Magic, hat tricks, being a fucking maverick
Banging fat chicks on my new Tempur-pedic mattress

I check the weather least once
Make sure it doesn't rain before the company lunch
And no it doesn't rain on our picnic like that
You know it doesn't rain when you're white and not black, yeah
I want some hockey, I need some hockey
Long as Redwings are on the TV, I'm happy
I got 'em low shorts and I call Netflix
To make sure the bill is paid on time

Rape on dates and troll online
And we could pop valium all night, baby
I can do whatever, I'm white (I'm white)
Yeah, I can do whatever, I'm white, yeah
Baby, I could speed on my new rental bike
Paint a pale light Jesus Christ, baby
I can do wahtever, I'm white
Yeah, I can do whatever, I'm white (I'm white), yeah

I could do whatev I wanna do, smoke some pills Bonnaroo
Choke some bitch in Oakland bowling, drinking Diet Coke
Joke about the Asians and become a internet sensation
If my shit gets deleted kids reupload it, they're eight

I run red lights
The cops don't mind, it's aight, they say
You can do whatever, you white (I'm white)
Baby, I can do whatever, I'm white, yeah
I got me some clothes, I dress real wack
Bright white pants and a fanny pack
I can dress however I like
Baby, I can do whatever, I'm white (I'm white), yeah

My life's real cool, I got new Nikes
Some black guy took my fucking bike
But baby, I can do whatever, I'm white (I'm white), yeah
I can do whatever, I'm white, yeah
I got some big goals, upgrade my wife
Swing a golf club until I die, singing
I can do whatever, I'm white (I'm white)
Baby, I can do whatever, I'm white (I'm white), yeah

Remix
Rucka Rucka Ali
They said I wouldn't never be nothing
But now look at me
I'm on the internet
10 years, a million songs, a billion views
One dog, a couple Jews
One troll, one thing to say bro
Say it with me
I'm white