Xi Ping Little Dick Funny Song with Kim Jong

Yes, hello
Hello
Are you ready for number one song in USA?
China

I'm running all of Shanghai
I will hit you with a club if I find out that you bang guys
Just hang out and bake rice
Good luck finding me, we all look like the same guy
We could make you new Nikes, or a bootleg DVD of A Bug's Life
Our lead is so nice, give a Chinese toy to a kid that you like

No, talk shit about Chinese clothes
They're the finest that you know
Drycleaning store is closed
Whoa no, no

I know we just met but here
Eggroll, eggroll (eggroll)
Eggroll, eggroll
I grow little kids inside
A hole, eggroll, whoa

China is the greatest country, fuck where you are from
We are best at gold and rugby, China number one
I intern a million Muslims, made them all sign up
For vacation in a camp ground, all because I got

Just a little dick
Just a little dick
Just a little dick
Just a little dick
We eat labs and pugs
Just a little dick
Just a little dick
Just a little dick
We steal patents

I from Pyongyang, I throw a
Missile to the ground then it fall down, I poor now
Please send some pork and a fork, let's go now
Missile go real low now
California, yeah bitch, really gonna blow now
Call me your bro now, I own all of SoCal, you gonna glow now

I know we just met but world explode
Explode, explode, explode
I bomb everywhere you thought I won't go
Let's go, let's go

I drop bomb into your country, blow up where you're from
I'm a little bit of country, little rock and roll
North Korea best Korea, South is getting fucked
I will eat all of the quinoa and you all get a crumb, 'cause I got

Just a little dick
Just a little dick
Just a little dick
Just a little dick
We gon' have some lunch
Just a little dick
Just a little dick
Just a little dick

So, I will take Taiwan and Seoul
Also North and South pole
China will attain control
Oh no, it's cold
Bro, I'm like Asian Dave Grohl
Always try to reach my goals
The election that I stole

We take over your country, Asia number one
We don't like you 'cause you're honkeys, Muricans are dumb
Always eating fries and Big Macs with a stupid fork
Learn to hold a fucking chop stick, shit isn't so hard

Just a little dick
Just a little dick
Just a little dick
Just a little dick
Hold the stick inside your thumb
Just a little dick
Just a little dick
Just a little dick
Eat a bag of bugs