Hi Pit Crew (Interlude)

(album: Slay Belles - 2015)

[Michelle:] I'ma get these cookies out of the oven, you go get the door
[RuPaul:] Don't let them burn, Michelle
[Michelle:] I would never let them burn, I know you like 'em perfectly brown
[RuPaul:] I like 'em brown and I like my chris...ma...christmas cookies right
[Michelle:] Your cookies crispy
[Jasmine:] "My my chris...ma...christmas cookies"
[Michelle:] I got you, I got you Miss Charles, I'ma get the cookies
[RuPaul:] I'ma go answer this door real quick, hold up
Ooh child, let me get over here and answer this door
I don't know who would be coming over here on Christmas
It's not even Christmas yet, but if somebody answers the...the door they must've known
[Michelle:] Open the door!
[RuPaul:] Okay! Okay...hola... Oh my God!
[Pit Crew:] Hey Ru, we smell something nice, we didn't know if your [censored] was on fire... or if you were cooking cookies
[RuPaul:] Is the Pit Crew! Come over here for Christmas cookies
[Michelle:] Hi boys! Hi Miles! Hi Bryce! Hi Jason!
[Pit Crew:] Howdy
[RuPaul:] Merry Christmas
[Michelle:] You was the cold
[Pit Crew:] We're so cold
[Coco Peru:] My buns are freezing, we need to put them in the oven
[RuPaul:] Your what's fee freezing?
[Pit Crew:] Our buns are freezing
[RuPaul:] Your buns are freezing, well here, stand over here by the oven, Michelle and I are making Christmas cookies
[Michelle:] Yes, they'll be done in two minutes flat