Crocodile Rap

Uh, you are speaking with a crocodile
Sit down, pour yourself a drink, maybe stay a while
Get loud? Causing you to sink in the quicksand
It's mad, snuffing out your life in an instant

This land's mine, welcome to Baroque Works
Determination is pathetic, this is not how hope works
I can't imagine a person who could've coped worse
So let me spell it out, I'm the one who spoke first

I'm not a villain, you're silly to think opinions
And butt yourself in to something, that's nothing to do with children
You're willing to put your life on the line for all these civillians
In adition, you'll be wishing you never messed with the billions

I'm a Warlord
Splattering your blood across the floor boards
Plan is moving forward, now that you've been forewarned
I'm bored, go ahead and take a look
Your country falls before you as you're dangling from my hook

Uh, welcome to casinos, will you gamble your lives?
Betting all my money that none of you will survive
You'll cry, suck you dry, so you shouldn't even try
Say goodbye as you die to this Shichibukai, ah

Suna Suna, sooner, later, you'll be deceased
Heard a rumor, a dictator will be impeached
I'll be the ruler of a nation as the hero
Chairman of an organization, I'm Mr. Zero

Witness, it's business, wasteland cataclysmic
Whipping up a whirlwind, sandstorm swiftness
I'm pleasant, developed, giving you a present
Cutting you in half, treasured sword of the desert

I'm untouchable, utterly not cuttable
Gotta be unstoppable, beating me is impossible
Your efforts are so comical, comparably a master
Come and test the sands in the kingdom of Alabasta