Thank God

(album: Self Portrait - 2019)

Yeah, I'll admit
I've had sex before marriage
I smoked hella weed
And then I shared it

Yeah, I confess
I've scrolled through Pornhub
I've had impure thoughts
And acted upon 'em

So if the pearly gates won't open up for me
At least I'll know there's somewhere else I can go

Thank God
Thank God for making a hell
Thank God for making
A place for the fire
And greedy-ass liars
But I'm just like everyone else
Thank God for hell

Yeah, I'll admit
My mind's a bit dirty
Only go to church
If somebody's forced me

Yeah, I confess
I say some bad words
And I haven't yet
But I bet I'll get a divorce

So if the pearly gates won't open up for me
At least I'll know there's somewhere else I can go

Thank God
Thank God for making a hell
Thank God for making
A place for the fire
And greedy-ass liars
But I'm just like everyone else

Thank God
Thank God for knowing me well
Thank God for making
A place I can smoke
And tell fucked-up jokes
Eternally just be myself
Thank God for hell

Mmm, thank God for hell
Mmm

If the pearly gates won't open up for me
Fuck em

Thank God
Thank God for making a hell
Thank God for making
A place for the fire
And greedy-ass liars
But I'm just like everyone else

Thank God
Thank God for knowing me well
Thank God for making
A place I can smoke
And tell fucked-up jokes
Eternally just be myself
Thank God for hell