Haiku

I was in the park having chips
(Oh) Someone asked me if I'd move
It was a bearded guy handing out biscuits while he pushed a red cart
That man was all
"Go pour more wine in my cup and then play my song"

So, dang dude
What a wild weekend
Y'all can't let me get that wicked harpoon
All-lay-loo
I learned a new haiku
Dang dude
What a wild weekend
Y'all can't let me fear that wicked harpoon
All-lay-loo
I learned a new haiku

Nah nah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
I learned a haiku, yeah
A nah nah nah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
I learned a haiku

Just now
Another girl appeared behind me
Gonna reach out and grab her hand
Oh by the way
Is that alright? (Um, yeah)
Cool (Cool)
Now watch the way my face freezes when I turn to the right
Just because
That man was all
"Go pour more wine in my cup and then play my song"

Ah, so, dang dude
What a wild weekend
Y'all can't let me get that wicked harpoon
All-lay-loo
I learned a new haiku
Dang dude
What a wild weekend
Y'all can't let me fear that wicked harpoon
All-lay-loo
I learned a new haiku

Nah nah nah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
I learned a haiku, yeah
A nah nah nah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
I learned a haiku, yeah
A nah nah nah
Oh yeah yeah yeah
I learned a haiku, yeah
A nah nah nah
Oh yeah yeah yeah

Babies don't like raves
Babies cry a lot
Yeah, babies drink their milk
And cry a lot at night
Hindsight's twenty-twenty
Wish somebody told me
Never bring a baby to a rave

And also
Dang dude
What a wild weekend
Y'all can't let me get that wicked harpoon
All-lay-loo
I learned a new hai-hai-ku-ku-ku-ku

You know I'll break those nachos
Good thing you've got a face like a mop
If you can't draw it, baby, trace it
My cornea's been through Lasik
I'ma treat you like I leave you
Yeah, I won't trade a bite of my Cinnabon
There's a noodle on the lawn
Left my phlegm in Hong Kong
Why is beef always meat?
How come children's wear are vivid
You've got a very nice tie
But my ribs are partly see-through
I'm gonna rent a walrus house
I'm gonna bark in the park and stuff
I did fitness up at the farm
I once ate a fish's arm

You gotta learn the haiku
Yeah-eh-eh
(I learned a haiku, yeah)
It's just what I do
Hai-hai-ku cool whip
Oh, a haiku, yeah
Yeah yea-eh-eh
Say a haiku
Say a haiku every day
(A nah nah nah)
(Oh yeah yeah yeah)
(I learned a haiku, yeah)
You gotta learn the haiku
Yeah-eh-eh
(I learned a haiku, yeah)
You gotta learn the haiku
Yeah-eh-eh
It's just what I do

Dang dude
What a wild weekend
Y'all can't let me get that wicked harpoon
All-lay-loo
I learned a new haiku

(Say a haiku, yeah a haiku every day
Babies drink their milk and cry a lot)