La-Bibbida-Bibba-Dum (On Broadway)

"We're on Broadway!"

I once knew a kid, his tongue fell offin his sleep
La-bibbida-bibba-dum! ("What?") La-bibbida-bibba-do!
The girl in my basement probably thinks I'm a creep
("Yeah, probably")
La-bibbida-bibba-dum! La-bibbida-bibba-do!

I've got, nine cases of anti-fungal ointment
That nobody can use, without an appointment, down in Woodbury!
("Is that your little play town?")
Where it's very La-bibbida-bibba-dum!
("La-Bibbida what?") La-bibbida-bibba-dum, give me your bubble gum!
("What makes you think I have gum?")

"Yeah, well I found out from Orlando, that biter was a handyman"
("Woah, you've got a handyman that's a walker?")
"Well to be honest he breaks more things than he fixes
But he still has most of his face so I trust him"
Heads in aquariums, heads in aquariums...
I love heads in aquariums, I don't find them scary
I'm fond of Bavarian cream, my dream of
La-bibbida-bibba-dummmmm! La-bibbida-bibba-doooooo!
La-bibbida-bibba-dummmmmm! Dum-dum, dum-dum-dummmmm!

"Starfish command!" ("Yeah, you know what, not even going to bother with that")
"Ricardo, if you have to ask you'll never know"

My uncle was tall, but had these really short legs!
La-bibbida-bibba-dum! La-bibbida-bibba-do!
I wonder if poodles in Jamaica have dreads!?
La-bibbida-bibba-dum! La-bibbida-bibba-do!

"This is a violet!" ("No it isn't")
"Yeah, well it could be a flower"
"The other night, there was this movie all about gardens called Bloody Shrimp" ("You've got a problem")
Yeah, I just found out that we just missed Halloween

"I always wanted a Wookie, but I found out they weren't real!"
"Thanks for nothing, George Lucas"
La-bibbida-bibba-dum! La-bibbida-bibba-do!
La-bibbida-bibba-dum! La-bibbida-bibba-do!
La-bibbida-bibba-dum! La-bibbida-bibba-do!

"Cluck!" went the chicken!
"And that's how they do it on Broadway!
Heh-heh-heh"