The Ocean Liner Incident

(album: Baseball - 2003)

Yeah, I saw her first on an ocean liner
Licking rust from the outside of the rails
And I knew then
She looked at me with a killers grin
I said "Hey, baby won't you please lick me instead?"
It didn't make sense
But I said
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Just you and me and the deep blue sea
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Just you and me, baby
I found my way to her cabin room, she yanked me in and shut the door behind
It's loving time
Slid her tongue so forked and wet up the bone white staircase of my shaking spine
The perfect crime
Oh my god she's killing me
Oh my god I try to run
I try to run but I've got my pants around my ankles,
She drags me down and chews me up for lunch
And the waves the only witness said
She knew
She got me then