Gang Bang

(album: Next... - 1973)

There once was a woman with wings
Happy with the simple things
She had silk suspenders and high heeled stockinged thighs
Helping me in my need
She was a friend, indeed
She was my baby until the day she died

Ain't nothing like a gang bang
Ain't nothing like a gang bang
Ain't nothing like a gang bang
To blow away the blues

Ain't nothing like a gang bang
Ain't nothing like a gang bang
Ain't nothing like a gang bang
To blow away the blues

She was a woman who was twice my size
She looked into my eyes
She said "Only you can blow my blues away"
She said "I'll tell you what to do
Bring all your friends with you
And you can come up and see me any ol' time of day"

Ain't nothing like a gang bang
Ain't nothing like a gang bang
Ain't nothing like a gang bang
To blow away the blues

Ain't nothing like a gang bang
Ain't nothing like a gang bang
Ain't nothing like a gang bang
To blow away the blues

Ain't nothing like a gang bang
Ain't nothing like a gang bang
Ain't nothing like a gang bang
To blow away the blues

There was twenty-seven guys
An unexpected surprise
She just kept on rocking 'til the night was gone
She was smiling through the tears
For a hundred and fifty years
Just licking her lips and helping me along

Ain't nothing like a gang bang
Ain't nothing like a gang bang
Ain't nothing like a gang bang
To blow away the blues

Ain't nothing like a gang bang
Ain't nothing like a gang bang
Ain't nothing like a gang bang
To blow away the blues

There ain't nothing like a gang, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga...
...ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, gang bang
Ain't nothing like a gang bang
To blow away the blues