Tek Set

(album: Pure Pleasure - 1993)

Now this is original dogamuffin Shags man
Ugly gal a take set
Ay pretty gal I man play hard for get
When I rub up on keen tear to them
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[Chorus:]
Well me no know weh am ya gon' do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no
Well me no know weh am ya gon' do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no

Well ugly gal a take set
Pretty gal play hard fi get
Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg
Ugly gal a take set
Pretty gal play hard fi get
Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg

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Woman now a days, no give no man respect
Or call man dog and take man fi puppet
Move Dorothy do not get me upset
Make me love mi pants-foot 'cause nice me start make
Me no know why do me so make ugly gal a take set
'Cause me notice from where the pure ugly gal may a get
How she look upon mi face and see mi look desperate
Tyra sign deh pon mi mark, Mounty take set

Ugly gal a take set
Pretty gal play hard fi get
Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg

[Chorus:]
'Cause me no know weh am ya gon' do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no
Well me no know weh am ya gon' do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no

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Get a pretty gal a the hardest thing
Them the gal know what is with the God-damn act
When you call them name them upon them back
When hoax them name them talk 'bout them fi cut
Some of them a tell you lie and take you fi idiot
Say she named Jennifer when she know she named Pat
When they hear wrong number, loaded gun, ha
When you tell her you're yored, comfortable and relaxed
Sit down pon the chair and pack your foot pon the hassock
Take the telephone, now ready fi go call Pott
A guy I love the number and a woman answer then
Hello, hello, me ask Peter Pott, I say
You have the wrong number, this is a laundromat

Well ugly gal a take set
Pretty gal play hard fi get
Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg

[Chorus:]
'Cause me no know weh am ya gon' do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no
Well me no know weh am ya gon' do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no

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Check the pretty gal, a big genii them
And one pretty gal out-walk with ten ugly friend
You go a dancehall and walk up on the whole of them
You want the pretty gal, but you no want the ugly friend
You tell the bartender: "Give her a Heineken"
But she no want it, look back, will you buy one fi the friend
Hmmm ni ni ni ni nay, yea Sangria problem
A whole heap of lyrics, don't want kill her with arguments
A pay for punker can down-buck all pin
Ready fi the phone-number, fi sure I buy your friend
She whispered inna your ears and said: "I have a boyfriend"
I bet you any money before the night end
Nine out to ten you well now pay the ugly friend

Well ugly gal a take set
Pretty gal play hard fi get
Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg

[Chorus:]
Well me no know weh am ya gon' do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no
Me no know weh am ya gon' do
Fi get rid of mi burthen
Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh no

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Aw this is original dogamuffin Shagsman
Aw this is original dogamuffin Shagsman
Ugly gal a take set
And pretty gal I man play hard for get
When I rub up on keen tear to them
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[Chorus:]
Well me no know weh am ya gon....
Fi get rid of mi burt...
Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look, oh n...