Commercial Two

(album: Made Man - 1999)

[Girl 1:] Girl, what you think about this mall?
[Girl 2:] Girl, this mall ain't 'bout shit. They ain't got no playas, they ain't got no ballers, they ain't got no shock collars
[Girl 1:] We need to roll!
[Girl 2:] Mmmhmm, everything in this motherfucker expensive. That's why I'm 'bout to get me a five finger discount right now. Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up Mya, hold up Mya
[Silkk:] Oh shit
[Girl 1:] It's Silkk the Shocker!
[Silkk:] Wassup girl, put your glasses on or something
[Girl 1:] That's Silkk the Shocker! Mmm, blacker the berry, sweeter the juice! Get your game tight, get your game tight, get your game tight
[Girl 2:] Excuse me!
[Silkk:] What up?
[Girl 2:] Uh-uh, uh-uh. Excuse me!
[Silkk:] What up?
[Girl 2:] My name Trina, my name Trina
[Silkk:] Okay, y'all twins?
[Girl 2:] Bitch, we rap 'n sing. Yeah, we rap 'n sing
[Silkk:] For real? Okay
[Girl 1:] Uh, lemme put something in your ear. They ain't sing. I'm better
[Girl 2:] I'm better
[Silkk:] You're better
[Girls:] Than a two piece!
[Girl 1:] Look at me daddy
[Girl 1:] No, look at me daddy. You want a piece of this?
[Girl 2:] You want a piece of this?
[Silkk:] Bruh, is that a green earring or a booger on your nose girl? I'll hook yo' ass
[Girl 2:] Wassup nigga? Holla at your girls! Say somethin'!
[Silkk:] Aight, well look, y'all know the man's song?
[Girl 1:] Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
[Silkk:] Alright, well lemme see what y'all really got then, now sing it
[Girls:] Ohhhhh
[Silkk:] You ain't my type, is this the dude, dude? You ain't my type, is this the dude, dude? You ain't my type, is this the dude, dude, dude, dude? Ohhhh, you ain't my type
[Man:] Man, what happened to the dude passing autographs?
[Silkk:] Aw sign this for me?
[Man:] Can I get a hug?
[Silkk:] You know way too much
[Man:] It's a joke!
[Silkk:] It's a joke