Famous For Nothing

I love my fame,
so let's talk more about me..

I've got no shame,
my sex tape is coming out next week..

I'm so crazy,
'Cause it's good for the ratings,
so take another picture for US weekly,
calling my friends,
You can call 'em paparazzi

Turn up the lights, cameras go,
Get out the way,
'Cause I'm famous for nothing..
Out every night,
My life's a show,
I'm getting paid,
'Cause I'm famous for nothing..
I can't act, can't dance,
can't write, can't sing..
oh No, I can't do anything
Turn up the lights,
I love the dough
'Cause I'm famous for nothing..

Oh oh ohoh
oh oh ohoh
'Cause I'm famous for nothing..

Good press, bad press,
it makes no difference to me..
if I go to the grocery store,
I make sure to call TMZ,
When I go out,
I get paid to party,
I'm always on the list,
champagne, red carpet,
You fly coach,
I only fly private..

Turn up the lights, cameras go,
Get out the way,
'Cause I'm famous for nothing..
Out every night,
My life's a show,
I'm getting paid,
'Cause I'm famous for nothing..
I can't act, can't dance,
can't write, can't sing..
oh No, I can't do anything
Turn up the lights,
I love the dough
'Cause I'm famous for nothing..

I'm dating someone famous,
it makes me even more famous, it's true! (oh oh oh)
I can hear you people laughing,
can't you see the joke is really on you.. (oh oh oh)
Now you follow all my ups and downs,
I'm filling up my bank account,
I'm so big, I'm so important,
You wanna be my friend,
just call my agent..

Say you only got fifteen minutes,
and mine are almost up,
I guess I'll take the bus back home,
when my spin off flops..

Turn up the lights, cameras go,
Get out the way,
'Cause I'm famous for nothing..
Out every night,
My life's a show,
I'm getting paid,
'Cause I'm famous for nothing..
I can't act, can't dance,
can't write, can't sing..
oh No, I can't do anything
Turn up the lights,
I love the dough
'Cause I'm famous for nothing..

I got the life, too bad they know,
Get out the way,
'Cause I'm famous for nothing
Out every night,
My life's a show,
I'm getting paid,
'Cause I'm famous for nothing..
can't act, can't dance, can't write, can't sing, oh
No, I can't do anything,
Turn up the lights,
pile up the dough,
'Cause I'm famous for nothing..