Hooked On Hooks

Watched a horror movie right there on my TV
Horror movie right there on my TV
Horror movie right there on my TV
Shocking me right out of my brain
Shocking me right out of my brain

Watched a horror movie right there on my TV
Horror movie right there on my TV
Horror movie right there on my TV
Shocking me right out of my brain
Shocking me right out of my brain

If I did not have an ego I would not be here tonight
If I did not have an ego I might not think that I was right
If you did not have an ego you might not care the way you dressed
If you did not have an ego you'd just be like the rest

Ego is not a dirty word
Ego is not a dirty word
Ego is not a dirty word
Don't you believe what you've seen or heard?

Ego is not a dirty word
Ego is not a dirty word
Ego is not a dirty word
Don't you believe what you've seen or heard?

This is my city, this is your city
This is our city now

This is my city, this is your city
This is our city now

Well, I'm back in the land of second chances
And rock 'n' roll shows where nobody dances
Back in the land of chicken and chips
Mars bars and roadside tips

This is my city, this is your city
This is our city now

This is my city, this is your city
This is our city now

I feel a little crazy, I feel a little strange
Like I'm in a pay phone without any change
I feel a little edgy, I feel a little weird
I feel like a schoolboy who's grown a beard

I'm living in the 70's
Eating fake food under plastic trees
My face gets dirty just walking around
I need another pill to calm me down

I'm living in the 70's
I'm living in the 70's
I'm living in the 70's
I'm living in the 70's

You just like me 'cause I'm good in bed
You just like me 'cause I'm good in bed
You just like me 'cause I'm good in bed
You just like me 'cause I'm good in bed

Women in uniform sometimes they look so cold
Women in uniform but ooh they feel so warm

Flying to my hometown on a 747
Stewardess made me feel like I'm in heaven
Looking up the aisle trying to see what I could see
She leaned over and said coffee tea or me
White apron and brown leather shoes
The nurse at the clinic left my heart all bruised
Broke my left leg and sprained my right
Now she takes my temperature every night

Women in uniform sometimes they look so cold
Women in uniform but ooh they feel so warm