That Was No Lady That Was My Wife

(album: Till Deaf Do Us Part - 1981)

Uh huh, Jack the Lad with his three-pieced suit on
Likes to keep his three-piece clean
At the bar with his whistle an' flute on
Chats to broads with his old routine

They say, who was the lady I saw you with last night … hey hey hey
Oh oh, that was no lady, you're talking 'bout my wife … ow ow ow

Harry Rash with his fancy foot work showing off at the local dance
Giving all the girls the glad eye ain't their type he don't stand a chance

Oh ho, who was the lady I saw you with last night … well oh oh
Oh ho, that was no lady, you're talking 'bout my wife … well oh oh

If she finds out, you know she's gonna kill me I'll be nowhere to be found
She'll throw me out … Will somebody come an' save me I'll be hiding underground
get on … hey hey hey, yeah … oh … oh well ho

Oh ho, who was the lady I saw you with last night … woh ho ho
Oh ho, that was no lady, you're talking 'bout my wife … hey hey hey
Woh ah, that was no lady, you're talking 'bout my wife … oh ho ho
That was my wife … well heh heh