Sallie Wong

(album: The White Man Is The Devil Vol.1 - 2005)

Let's go order some Chinese food, man
I'm fucking shit-faced (Let's go, let's go)
I wanna get something to eat, let's get a number three, man (You see that hooker over there?)
Yo, you see that shit?
I'm gonna get some chicken wings and some spare ribs
I'ma get some of that rice, you got onions in it?

I'm on a bus with a few bundles of angel dust
Shit stinks, fuck, this is dangerous
Piss drunk, sweatpants, and my scally on
On a front ride sitting next to Sallie Wong
"Why are you coming here? Where are you from?
Stop being disrespectful, I don't care if you young"
Look Sallie, I got a gun, boo
And I travel around this Earth like I'm Kung Fu
Eating the same gum that Mr Jung chew
Grip mo' shui Rangoon when I lunge too
Sallie, shut the fuck up before I punch you
Bitch, I got a sharp blade and I got a blunt shoe
I gotta take a piss and a dump too
For the money, you should see the hoops that I jump through
This is the Art of War, and I'm Sun Tzu
I like my coke raw, steak well-done too

Fried rice, chicken wings, spare ribs, bitch
'Cause I'm drunk 4AM and I gotta get a fix
Chinatown, late night with the Styrofoam
I love Chinese food, bitch, am I alone?

Fried rice, chicken wings, spare ribs, bitch
'Cause I'm drunk 4AM and I gotta get a fix
Chinatown, late night with the Styrofoam
I love Chinese food, bitch, am I alone?

It goes fura-ra-ra-ra-ra ra-ra ra-rah
Fura-ra-ra-ra-ra ra-ra ra-rah
Fura-ra-ra-ra-ra ra-ra ra-rah
Fried rice, chicken wings, spare ribs, bitch
It goes fura-ra-ra-ra-ra ra-ra ra-rah
Fura-ra-ra-ra-ra ra-ra ra-rah
Fura-ra-ra-ra-ra ra-ra ra-rah
Fried rice, chicken wings, spare ribs, bitch

My pants are a mess and I just puked on 'em
Hold up my chicken wings, put soy sauce on 'em
That's when I saw Slaine with a blunt, chewing gum
And a box of hot wings with egg foo young
With a pair of chopsticks, [?]
Racked with a black gat and two loaded clips
Hopping off the Fung Wah bus, causing a fuss
With a Chinese woman straight cursing at us
"Fuck you, you fuck around with Sallie Wong
I'll chop you up like pepper, steak, and scallion
You talk to the white man, you pollute the neighbourhood
You steal from my uncle's store and he say you no good"
Fuck you Sallie, fuck you Sallie
Fuck you Sallie, fuck you Sallie
Fuck you Sallie, fuck you Sallie
Fried rice, chicken wings, spare ribs, bitch
Fuck you Sallie, I'm going back to Cali rolls
Slaine's on a mission, looking for an alley hoe
Dig dally to the corner, five dollars sucky-sucky
With Mei Ling from Beijing, Slaine's getting lucky

Fried rice, chicken wings, spare ribs, bitch
'Cause I'm drunk 4AM and I gotta get a fix
Chinatown, late night with the Styrofoam
I love Chinese food, bitch, am I alone?

So I finally succumbed 'cause I wanted to cum
And bought a hooker in the city, she was pretty young
Plus I liked how her ass fat and her titties hung
And her attitude seemed like she would get a gun
If she had to had a tattoo on her snatch too
"Don't worry, Slaine, nobody's gonna catch you"
I worry for me, you worry for you
My pants at my ankles, this is what you never should do
She slobbering and slurping, blowjobbing on my person
And her pussy was dope and her body was perfect
That's when the cops rolled up with the drru-drru
My game is fucked up, what should I do?

My location is Chinatown right here
I just rolled up on an alley, this kid, he got his pants to his ankles
He's getting a blowjob from this Chinese hooker over here
Said her name was Sallie
Says "Slaine" a tattoo on his arm
Yo chill man, chill, I'm trynna take a piss
Uh, I'm gonna run a little check on him, see what he's up to
Yo, I'm taking a piss, dawg
I think he's a bad guy
Yo, dude, leave me a I'm just trynna go home, I'm trynna get home
Come on, leave me alone

Fried rice, chicken wings, spare ribs, bitch
Fried rice, chicken wings, spare ribs, bitch
Fried rice, chicken wings, spare ribs, bitch
Fuck you Sallie, fuck you Sallie
Fried rice, chicken wings, spare ribs, bitch
Fried rice, chicken wings, spare ribs, bitch
Fried rice, chicken wings, spare ribs, bitch
Fuck you Sallie, fuck you Sallie