Wotz Funny

(album: UGLY - 2023)

She worked fourteen hours every day
Till her feet blistered
And her hands looked cherry aid
Single mother
3 kids
No butter
But she got a pair of tits
Gotta get it how you live
Pretty people do the ugliest things
When you're on your last quid
Desperate
Struggling
What would you do
If your son was vomiting
And you didn't have money
To get him medicine

These days are strange
People help when there's something to gain
It's fucked up
For fuck sake

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A bully
Hides it with his hoodie
Power point
Hook the kids on smack
Jacking up
Looking for a track
It's funny
Real funny
What they'll do for a bag
He's a lad
Lazy-ass dickhead
Pisshead
Crush a can
'Cause he's the man
Not the full ticket
Sharpest tool in the shed
Went blunt
'Cause the cunt
Was a cunt till the end
He'll always be a cunt

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A teacher got a itch he can't scratch
No easy fix
He's in a ditch with his sleeping bag
Little Tommy was moaning to his mummy
That his teacher was missing
Where's Wally?

A teacher got a itch he couldn't scratch
Said there's no easy fix
He's in a ditch with his sleeping bag
Little Tommy was moaning to his mummy

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Hello, good sir
How are you doing?
Are you having a laugh today?
You fucking extravagant cunt