Pimps Of Prom

(album: The Sweet Sound Of Smosh - 2013)

[Anthony:] Hi, Ian!
[Ian:] Hey Anthony, did you hear about prom?
[Anthony:] Yes, Ian, let's go to prom with hot girls.
[Ian:] Great idea! But what if other people don't know how to prom?
[Anthony:] Then let's show them how to prom with a tight rap
[Ian:] Great idea!

[Anthony:] Before you can go to the prom
You gotta get a hot date that looks real bomb
Get the courage to go.....
Up and ask her
I'm really good at it
Cause I'm the pickup master!

[Ian:] Or you say "Go to prom with me cause I'm hecka ripped!
If you say "no", I'll bust you in the lip!"
Women always like
A show of force
My dad was a wimp
And that's why he's divorced!

[Both:] We're gonna show you how to pretty pretty prom
Slammin energy drinks, dancin all night long
Hope your lady's dress
Shows off her chest
Because seeing female boobie
Is the best!

Cause we're gonna show you how to prom!
Prom, prom, prom!
And it's gonna be the bomb!
Bomb, bomb, bomb!
How to prom!

[Anthony:] Can't go to prom in a jeans and a hood
Gotta dress hecka handsome
And be lookin hecka good!
Suit
Tie
B-b-b-b-b-b-black socks
We're the pimps of prom cause we totally rocks

[Ian:] When your stupid mom tries to take pics never smile
Show you badass, look hostile
[Anthony:] Make sure you flex your muscles a lots
And try to show off
Dem bombdiggity socks!

[Both:] We're gonna show you how to pretty pretty prom
Slammin energy drinks, dancin all night long
Hope your lady's dress
Shows off her chest
Because seeing female boobie
Is the best!

Cause we're gonna show you how to prom!
Prom, prom, prom!
And it's gonna be the bomb!
Bomb, bomb, bomb!

[Ian:] Go up to prom and it's all hecka lavish
There's a table full of punch that you wanna ravage
[Anthony:] The DJ's blastin all the c-c-coolest noise
Slim Shady,
Slipknot,
And the Backstreet Boys!

[Ian:] Some people spike the punch with boos
Don't drink it
You'll get drunk and show your boobs
[Anthony:] So we spike the punch with lots of sugar
And because we're so funny
We put in a booger!

[Both:] SLOW DANCE TIME

[Ian:] First, grab your girl, step out on the floor
[Anthony:] Put your hand on her shoulder and get ready to score
[Ian:] Slide your hand down her back,
Move it down to the crack
[Anthony:] Hover there, brother
You're about to attack
[Ian:] Now slow it down, yo
Get ready to go
[Anthony:] And touch that sweet butt
[Both:] You're the man now, bro!

[Both:] We're gonna show you how to pretty pretty prom
Slammin energy drinks, dancin all night long
Hope your lady's dress
Shows off her chest
Because seeing female boobie
Is the best!

[Ian:] One more time!

[Both:] We're gonna show you how to pretty pretty prom
Slammin energy drinks, dancin all night long
Hope your lady's dress
Shows off her chest
Because seeing female boobie
Is the best!

[Anthony:] So that's how you rule at your high school prom
Hope you learn a lesson on how to be the bomb!
[Ian:] Or if you couldn't follow our tips cause you're a loser noob
[Both:] At least there's always some drunk girl flashin her boob