Driver's Ed Rap

(album: The Sweet Sound Of Smosh - 2013)

[Ian:] Uhhhh
High school
[Anthony:] Driver's ed
[Ian:] I-Dog
[Anthony:] And A-Dizzle
[Ian:] Teachin people about driving and stuff
[Anthony:] Yeah, we gettin extra credit for this one
[Ian:] Jump in my bombdiggity car
Let's do this
[Both:] Yeah!

[Ian:] First make sure that you buckle up your seat belt
Cause if you don't and get in a wreck you will be killed
Your body will be in pieces and look all icky
Your blood will be all over the place and'll be real sticky

[Anthony:] When a cop pulls you over for speeding
Just start peeing
F-f-for the time being
He'll think that your crazy and run away
Or he'll give you a ticket
Make your mom pay

[Both:] If you pass the test you're gonna drive a car
And drive around town like a super star
We could go to the mall or laser tag
We can drive with no hands
But we ain't gonna brag
If you past the test you're gonna drive a car
If you get a lotta gas you can go real far
To the gym
To work out
On your pecs
So all the ladies can gives you lots of sex!

[Anthony:] I went to Compton
Some muggers tried to jack me
They pulled out a gun
A-a-and tried to cap me
You should always carry
A weapon in your car
Like a bat,
A stapler,
A towel,
Or a metal bar

[Ian:] A girl once sent me boobie shots
I liked it a lots
Till I hit a mailbox
I drove off the road looking at a breast
And that's how I failed my first driving test!

[Both:] If you pass the test you're gonna drive a car
And drive around town like a super star
We could go to the mall or laser tag
We can drive with no hands
But we ain't gonna brag
If you past the test you're gonna drive a car
If you get a lotta gas you can go real far
To the gym
To work out
On your pecs
So all the ladies can gives you lots of sex!

[Anthony:] Don't you ever flip and try to ghost ride your whip
Cause you just might trip
Yeah, and have a nip slip, uh
Flip on your hip
Bit the tip of a chip
Take a road trip and skinny dip
On a cruise ship

[Ian:] Always look both ways on a street
Unless you wanna get beat
By a car
It'll run you over
And drag your body real far
Then no one will like you
Just like Jar-Jar

[Anthony:] So that's how you drive an automobile
That's all you need to know, so grab the wheel
Quit being an idiot loser driven by your mom
[Both:] Because driving yourself
Is the bomb!

Driver's Ed!
Bitch!