Holly... I'm The One

(album: Welcome To Loserville - 2005)

I'm hiding in a bush outside your window
I'm feeling sick and numb
Fed all my best lines to my best friend
So he could be the one
But I'm jerk because it worked
And I've just realised what I've done

Yes I could've been the guy to get the girl
Yes I could've been the one rock your world
Promise me when you scream you fake it

Holly, I'm the one you should be dating
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
I taught him everything he knows
You fell for ever single line I gave him
I know that I'm dumb
But Holly ... I'm the one

So maybe I should just go home now
And let you have your fun
It doesn't make it any easier
I live across the street but one
If that clown let's you down
Holly, you know where to come

Yes I could've been the guy to get the girl
Yes I could've been the one rock your world
But I'm not, so I've got to face it

Holly, I'm the one you should be dating
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
I taught him everything he knows
He's just a fraud cos I'm the guy who made him
I know that I'm dumb
But Holly ... I'm the one

Who can't believe you're at my door
Cos he confessed that he'd been cheating
Suddenly a chance for me to tell the secret I'd been keeping
I am the one [x6]

You said you valued his integrity
And honesty is rare
He swore to you he'd never cheat again
He cried and said he cared
Well, he's a jerk because it worked

Holly, I'm the one you should be dating
Seeing you with him is so frustrating
I taught him everything he knows
He used to be my best friend now I hate him
And it sucks that he won
Cos he's a dick and you're amazing
I know that I'm dumb
But Holly ... I'm the one