Major Pager

(album: Spiders - 1996)

Mister Major's got a pager
Because he sells E's
To the Russians
Who crush and snort them
But they never seem to sneeze

I need no answers to my questions

Oh Mr Major's old and greyer
Than he's ever been
He lied to us all
And took a big fat wager
But now he hasn't got a bean

I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my an-answers

Now Felix the cat is on his back
Oh Felix the cat what a twat
So who needs Columbo
He's just got off a slow boat
From China or somewhere like that

I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my an-answers

I need no answers to my questions
And I need no questions to my an-answers