Why Not Me

(album: Nonperishable - 2020)

So I went to Dunkin Donuts and I bought a iced coffee
With a crumpled up five dollar bill
I took a scenic drive by some big ass houses
Of some rich people I wanna kill
I saw this little ten year old boy outside
Who's probably richer than I'll ever be in my life
I just got this one fucking question

Why not me?
Why not me?

Last night I was scrolling through the rich kids of Instagram
I want to run them all over with a minivan
Shit when I was 16 I had a Cutlass supreme
So how's this little asshole have a Lamborghini? It's fucked
Everybody's always going on vacation

But why not me?
Why not me?

I remember when my dad gave me his old TV (Thanks dad)
When I went to college
Donald Trump's dad gave him more than that (How much?)
A million dollars (That's fucked)
Now I'm not saying that I'm tryna be that orange bitch
But I sure wouldn't mind being just as rich
Seems like everybody's dad is a privileged slumlord

So why not me?
Why not me?
Why wasn't I born with silver spoon?
Sleeping on my dad's yacht well past noon
Tell me why, why not me?
Why not

So I hit Aroma Joe's and I bought a iced coffee
With a crumpled up five dollar bill
I took a scenic drive by some big ass houses
Of some rich people I wanna kill, still
I saw this little ten year old boy outside
He's richer than I'll probably ever be in my life
I just got this one little fucking question

Why not me?
Why not me?
Why wasn't I born with silver spoon?
Sleeping on my dad's yacht well past noon
Tell me why, why not me?
Why not me?