Hatch Fever

(album: MK III - 2013)

There's a knock
Open the door
A human sized package
Rip through tape
like butter
and cardboard
like toast
No time for instructions
the fire's dieing
Two birds
one stone
Fill the tank with water
Turn the ignition
and Hatchy Boy you're ready to go

Far
(Catch Hatch Fever!)
Far
(Catch Hatch Fever!)
There's a hole
in your floor
we've got to
patch it up
Give it a cover,
a latch,
a hinge,
and a turn wheel
Well now you're talking Hatch Fever-oh!

What's the worth o'living
if you can't make a living

not living but
faux living

Is there a difference?
A fever's a fever
Come on everybody prepare to get catchy

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Catch Hatch Fever!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Catch Hatch Fever!

Open your heart to me
Come on everybody open up that chest cavity
Yeeeoh Hatchworth that sounds a little morbid
Kids! D-D-D-Don't try this at home!

If you took that last bit of advice
you gotta get to the emergency room
Please don't act out these lyrics
We don't want you to leave so soon
Follow instructions
And don't hurt birds
And generally pair your nouns with verbs
Study real hard
Eat your vitamin soup
When all of that's finished prepare to catch

Hatch disease
(La, that sounds bad)
It's not a real disease
But if it were on another world then
(Ahh)
We're sorry
We wouldn't wish it on anybody

Unless it makes you stronger
and live longer
Well then that's just a good thing wouldn't you agree?

But for now they're just words and a good time
Come on everybody get down with the robots!

There's not much left to tell which hasn't already been stated
Consider yourself ninety-nine point nine percent Hatchworth acclimated
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
Catch Hatch Fever!
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
That should about do it.