Sexy Santa

Ho ho ho!

Santa's getting ripped and he's lost some weight
He's on a low-carb diet and he's looking great
He's got a sack full of rubbers and you better believe
The ladies will be screaming on Christmas Eve!

He delivers the sexy and he never fails
The rest of the year he works at Chippendales!

Sexy sexy Santa
He's got a bitching sled and some rock-hard abs
He's sexy sexy Santa
He knows you've been naughty cuz he's keeping tabs!

In the back of his sleigh he's got some hoe hoe hoes
They're licking eggnog dripping from his firehose
He traded little Prancer for an exotic dancer
Yeah, you can see his North Pole if you look at his pants-a!

He's got a bitching red suit and he's totally buff
He'll come to your house if you got a stocking to stuff!

Sexy sexy Santa
He's kissing girls under the camel toe
He's sexy sexy Santa
The elves are all horny and they're snorting blow
Sexy sexy Santa
It's the UK, USA, Brazil and Japan
It's sexy sexy santa
Making love to every Christmas-loving woman and man! Suck it!

Yeah, he's spreading Christmas cheer
To the Scrooges and the Grinches
His yule log is a chubby eleven inches!

Naked on his reindeer pounding some booze
Making love to Christians and renegade Jews!
He's got a calendar but only one day has an 'X'
That leaves 364 days for sex!

Sexy sexy Santa
More cushin for the pushing don't apply o him now!
There goes sexy sexy Santa
He's hot but he used to be a big fat cow!
Sexy sexy Santa
All the little girls wanna sit on his lap
Here goes sexy sexy Santa
Get him riled up so they get free crap

Wow! Oh, little girl, you wanna get some Christmas inside of you tonight?