Trigger Warning

(album: Friendville - 2016)

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La la la la, la la la la la la
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La la la la, la la la la la la, let's go!
Yeah!

Hanging with my pals, no care in the world
We're making memories, but then I see this girl
I ask her on a date, she tells me that sounds good
I'm gonna make her night, 'cause I'm a classy dude

She said, "Do you have what it takes to be a feminist?"
I said, "Sure! Let me join you on your quest for social justice!"
(What could go wrong?)

In the sun, I've never felt so happy
With my friends, there's always joy around me
All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place
Never ever gonna leave my safe space

Couple weeks go by, she's always super pissed
She doesn't think the same as a normal feminist
I start to learn a lot about all these new things
Men deserve to die because of the patriarchy

I said, "This sounds far-fetched, but I guess I'll do as you say..."
She said, "Scum! How dare you doubt my logic in any way!"
(I guess she's right!)

In the sun, I've never felt so happy
With my friends, there's always joy around me
All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place
Never ever gonna leave my safe space

Walking down the street, I look right at this girl
She's pretty freaking hot, let's make sure that she knows

*whistle*
"What did you just say!?"
"I-it was a whistle..."
"Did you just oppress my girlfriend right in front of me!?"
"Chill out, it was j-"
"You cis-gendered, hyper-privileged bigot!"
"Wh-what are you doing? No, stop! Please, help me!"
"This is the end of you!"

Rot in hell, you kink-shaming classist!
Choke on your words and throw yourself into a burning furnace!
Perpetuation of the cis-head supremacy!
You male-normative, close-minded, rapist! Go play in traffic!

"Look, man, take it easy..."
"Man?! Did you just assume my gender?!"
"Oh, God, please..."
"Watch your micro-aggressions! I have been triggered! Blegh!"

Deluded, chauvinistic, misgendering, middle-class, binary
Normative, cross-dresser stigmatizing, homophobic, thin
Privileged, rape-culture sympathizing, hyper-masculine
Kyriarchist! Acknowledge the fox-kin!

"In conclusion, I hope you die alone."
"What do these words mean?!"
"All right, where were we?"

In the sun, I've never felt so happy
With my friends, there's always joy around me
All good vibes, no bad ones in the first place
Never ever gonna leave my safe space

La la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la la la
La la la la, la la la la-la-la!