Mother's Milk

(album: Friendville - 2016)

Twenty-three, my life's been rushing on by me
The world is still spinning well past the beginning
I don't know if I remember a day when
I looked at the future with bright aspirations

I don't want responsibility, give me time outside reality
Young again, without a care in the world

Please take me back to the start of my youth
When I didn't have a single thing to do
You think that I'm young, but I'm much older inside
Withered dreams and troubled times

Twenty-three
Go back in time to where it began
Twenty-three
I want to drink, please feed me

Mother's milk, I suck from the teat
You nourish me, you make me complete
Mother's milk, baby wants more
Your bosom is warm, you mustn't ignore
Mother's milk, I suck from the teat
You nourish me, you make me complete
Mother's milk, baby wants more
Your bosom is warm, you mustn't ignore
Mother's milk, I suck from the teat
You nourish me, you make me complete
Mother's milk, baby wants more
Your bosom is warm, you mustn't ignore
Mother's milk, I suck from the teat
You nourish me, you make me complete
Mother's milk, baby wants more
Your bosom is warm, you mustn't ignore...

"I'm, uh... I'm not gonna lie, dude. That got, uh, that got a little weird at the end."
"Oh, what do you mean?"
"Just the, uh, I don't know, it just made me uncomfortable."
"How about you leave the lyrics to the singer and worry about yourself?"
"I mean, the nipple imagery and, like, like, are you okay? Like, did you, did you have a rough childhood?"
"I don't expect you to understand these lyrics, so just lay off."
"Okay, fine. Whatever floats your boat."
"Honestly, this makes no sense! I'm not even Jarrod! My name's Varrick Jay and I'm in a band called Insomniac! Why aren't you singing this? Everyone in the YouTube comments thinks you're singing anyway. Jarrod, you are a piece of work. How did you get the following that you do? You're not even that funny. This joke is so overdone! No one cares about pop punk as badly as you apparently do! You know, when I first saw your Pop Punk Vocalist video on some Buzzfeed article, I thought, "Yeah, yeah, this is kind of funny," but now this is just sad, okay? This is just ridiculous! Don't you have a degree? Don't you have friends? Don't you have a real job? What are you doing here on YouTube? You know, I'm just going to start watching Jared Dines now. You know, at least he doesn't do the same thing over and over again. At least he puts out videos more than twice a month. Oh my gosh! I do not, I do not get paid enough for this! Where the hell did all that crowd-funding money go? Huh? Did you go and buy another cat? Your cats aren't even that cute! Okay, that's a lie. They're very cute and I'm sorry, but still, you are just driving me nuts! "