Big Boys

Winter has arrived, y'all
Temperature's dropping
And you know what that means
It's cuffing season
That time of year when we find a man to keep us warm through these cold months
But not just any man will do
That's right, we out here looking for some big boys

It's cuffing season
And now we've got a reason
To get a big boy, I need a big boy
Give me a big boy (Big, b-big, b-big, big boy)
It's cuffing season
And all the girls are leaving
To get a big boy (Big boy), I need a big boy (Big boy)
I want a big boy

I need a big boy w-wit' polar bear arms
Keeps me warm in a winter snow storm
Wind chill is biting but his jackets are zipped
He bring in my groceries in just one trip

Till the sun comes back, I need a big boy hottie
Makes his own heat with his big boy body
For the next three months, skinny boys is dead
Forget a six-pack, I need the whole damn keg

Big boy w-with a big ole back
A California king, refrigerator stacked
With steaks on steaks on steaks on steaks on steaks
Bu-bu-butter, bacon, cheese, and lasagna in the tray

Need an enormous man with an enormous stand
Feeds me snacks with his enormous hands
And I hope he asks me to be his winter-wife
'Cause messing with a big boy will change your life

It's cuffing season
And all the girls be needing
I need a big boy, I want a big boy
Give me a big boy

I need a big boy body, like a bouncer
Big mouth-breather and legs like a monster
Get in the bed and he gonna do me right
And when we all done he gonna snore all night
And then he stops
Hey, babe
Did this man just die?

Anything I need, my big boy got it
If I need a snack, he got Snickers in his pocket
Big warm hoodie, yeah, you know I'm gonna rock it
And if we gon' travel, you know he gon' put me in first-class 'cause he don't fit in the back

Hey, big boys (Ah, ah)
Go big boys (Ah, ah)
Hey, big boys (Ah, ah)
I like 'em big boys (Ah, ah)
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Punkie
I thought you only liked girls
I love girls, but they can't keep me warm
I wanna be the little-spoon sometimes
It's like this

I been manning up the whole year
Taking care of kids and wife
I mow the lawn, take out the trash
You don't think that I be tired?
All I do is work and stress and I could use a big boy so I could just relax
He need to have them love-handles in the front and in the back
And, yes, I want 'em three layers like McDonald's BigMacs
But if we talking girls, yo, I like my women big and it don't matter what the season
Like 'em thick all year, yeah, yeah

It's cuffing season
And now we got a reason
To get a big boy, I want a big boy
Give me a big, big, big boy

We out here, ladies
We the reason for the season
These bears don't hibernate in the winter
You know where to find us
We'll be shoveling snow in shorts
Big, b-big, b-big boys