Lucky Cunt

(album: Happy Birthday - 2011)

[Tinie Tempah:]
Please don't tell the bishop I've been sipping on some sizzurp
Got a dirty chick named Liz who use her tongue just like a lizard
I don't even know the difference between Halloween and Christmas
I'm Jo Rowling's Harry Potter, I'm a motherfucking wizard, ha
Reporting to you live via satellite
Or in a sex tape with a girl who say she camera shy
Helen Bonham Carter man, these bitches ain't acting right
Your niggas dicks sound pussy: hermaphrodite
I've been partying for 4 weeks, hope the papers never saw me
Hundred thousand dollar whip but still nobody will insure me
Having orgies and of course these bitches tryna Jersey Shore me
I ain't leaving Las Vegas, you gon' have to come deport me
Ha, rum-pum-pa-pum, we at the Bacardi table
A couple girls, a line of coke, we call em Charlie's angels
December, January, February, March and April
Disturbing London baby, fuck them other nasty labels
Hickory, dickory I just had an epiphany
Why'd I call myself Tinie, if I keep thinking about bigamy
They put me in rehab, I'm a go jail for polygamy
Ding dong special delivery
This a moment in history

News just in, another number 1
Ask the club for 20 bottles and a couple blunts
Hallowed be thy name, thy Kingdom come
I'm a motherfuckin lucky (boiii)
I'm a motherfuckin lucky (boiii)
Look at the motherfuckin lucky (whoa)
Hallowed be thy name, thy Kingdom come
I'm a motherfuckin lucky (boiii)

[Big Sean:]
Don't fuck a man when I pass by
I'm pass how, that Tinie shit, might pass out
I p-p-p-ick that money up then dash out I'm bigger than your dads house
Holding big ass bags of weed, look like I'm finna take the trash out
Head so good I don't need to fuck
20 fucking bottles I don't need a cup
Looking like I'm bar tending, chillin somewhere that's off limits
VIP I'm all in it, me and my crew was all winning
20 cars that's all tinted, vroom, vroom, that shit cost bitches
Hoes jumping from my balls
Man, the reff just might call goaltending
Boi, bitch I do my thang
Got all these bad bitches tryna do my thing
I made a promise that I'm never going broke
Fuck a rainy day, I ain't never gonna soak
Watch me take a little bit then flip it into mo'
Niggas flipping out tryna touch the shit
Then I [?] your ass to a ghost
Rolex is my ticker, I'm off that liquor than lick her
Her panties slipping and sliding, I'm in that pussy no wiskers
Oh that's your girl, my bad my nigga, come get her
She probably answering the door, wearing my slippers
Boii I do it

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