Dramatic Song

This song sounds dramatic but I'm bad at writing words
If you don't speak English, this probably sounds pretty good

You'd probably think I'm singing 'bout some pretty serious stuff
But in reality, I'm singing 'bout the lack of stuff I'm singing 'bout

This part's intense
And emotional
As long as you don't understand it

Your foreign grandma would love this song

Please send it to her
And she'll probably tell her foreign friends
About the song her grandson or daughter sent her today

This song might hit the charts in her country
If parts sounded like Coldplay

If the chorus sounds like Coldplay

Then I put some 'La-La-La's in there
La la la la la
la la la la la la la (Coldplay)

Hopefully your foreign grandma listens to this song everyday
And if she asks you to translate the lyrics, here's what you say:

"A perfect translation does not exist
Well, at least, not in your language
But if you must know, well, picture this:
Fifty billion rainbows
And the sun is setting
And the moon is setting, also
And you're there in a gazebo
And then God descends from heaven
And He gives you a million dollars
Take that feeling
And put it into a song
I could translate word by word
But that'd take too long
And I've got stuff to do grandma
I don't have time for this
You've gotta trust me grandma
This freaking song is brilliant"